The Chew Team - Please hold my book up Mario |
If there is one negative aspect to writing and self-publishing,
that I quite freely admit to, is that I am just plain lousy at marketing. With five books listed on
Amazon you would think I have this whole “Please buy my book!” begging
thing down pat. Wrong-o! I do believe I would get more notice if I left copies
of the books in various restaurant washrooms across the country (especially in
the publisher’s ghetto in New York city). It is just plain hard, I'd rather talk about myself and writing.
From the first moment we decided to self-publish we knew
that the issue of getting the books in front of a willing buying public would
be difficult. With all the chatter and clatter in the book world today, being
seen, heard or even read is difficult. While I am not too far above pulling a
publicity stunt or two (see above), the time and effort is all consuming. I
would rather write.
I found it sadly interesting that earlier this year when
Smashwords (an online publishing site for
self-publishing) invited me to be a part of their promotional venture where for
a set period (I believe it was a week) my work could be purchased for free. Over
a hundred were “sold.” Since then almost nothing. The only aspect that would
have been better was if they offered it as a two-for-one sale. As a writer your
ego can suffer a lot, but when the base line is free I scratch my head. So
since Fifty Shades of Grey started
out as a self-published ebook (probably for free – the best price for sex), I
am going to add more kinky sex to all my stories. I am sure that the two redheads
in my life will go along with that (Sharon and my CFO).
Short of setting myself on fire in Times Square on a
stack of my 4 Death books, the push over the next six months will be
marketing or at least trying to figure a way to put the book in front of more
reader’s eyes. All sorts of friends in the business have suggested Facebook, LinkedIn
or Goodreads. Maybe they all have a part, maybe I should be looking for online
washrooms.
Each has their advantages but all are serious time sinks
where hours can be invested, but to what end? I was thinking that a few years
ago stalking Oprah, or at least her producer, would have been appropriate and
productive (it was the air fare part that was the killer and also maybe her
personal “assistants”). Now my goal should be the new show called The Chew.
Goal: Get
Mario Batali to hold up my latest O’Mara thriller, Toulouse 4 Death – it has a
great chase scene through Paris. A few good places to eat are also mentioned.
In fact Sharon O’Mara is not only a hot chick with a gun but can she can cook too.
So there marketing department, go with this and let me know how it worked out!
More later . . . .